#10 it’s 11:00 a.m., and everyone already appears to be drunk
#9 the buffet line extends outside the convention hall
#8 agents carrying 20lb bags filled with pens, stress balls, yo-yos, glow sticks and Frisbees
#7 all the bizarre hats
#6 the only place where you can have a five minute conversation before realizing the other person is actually talking with someone else on their Bluetooth.
#5 the convention hall is empty (2008 reference only!)
#4 where else would you see adults wearing T-Shirts saying “2008 and going to be great”
#3 stylish business suits with running shoes
#2 more award ribbons than a high school track meet
#1 the exhibitors cheer when it’s over!
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I think my favorite is #4
How about “Agents think they’re too good for your product/service”
Even though most of them are in the dumps, they’ll pretend like they’re top producers at their office!
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