Top 10 reasons why it’s a good time to receive a commission advance
May 8th, 2008 by eCommission#10 Your buyers have a mortgage commitment showing proof of income, tax returns, pay stubs, letters of employment, 20% down, a 780 fico score, drug test, DNA sample and assignment of first born…good to go.
#9 One of your 73 listings just got a cash offer – at full asking price!
#8 You’ve run out of “price reduced” signs and have decided to buy reprints saying
“new price.”
#7 Because waiting months to receive your commission check after already waiting months to get a deal into escrow is legally considered cruel and unusual punishment.
#6 It’s time to pay your taxes (or so the IRS letter said…)
#5 Better odds than a scratch and win…
#4 Your Broker took down the ATM sign from above his office door.
#3 You persuaded a Bank Underwriter to say “yes” to your deal by convincing them REO stood for “really exceptional offer.”
#2 Because you’re too polite to tell your buyers the “open house tour” you just took them on cost you $900 in gas.
#1 … reason why it’s a good time to receive a commission advance: You’ve earned it!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
This is too funny! Thanks for sharing! hahahahaha
May 8th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Thanks for the top ten!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Those are good reasons to take a commission advance Sean. Thanks for the breakdown that was a good laugh.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Funny, especially #2. Enjoyed reading.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Top 10 reasons why it’s a good time to receive a commission advance…
Funny Top 10 List…