Top 10 Reasons Why a Listing Won’t Sell
September 5th, 2008 by Sean Whaling10) Because the builder’s from another galaxy.
9) Because charming and cozy just don’t do it justice.
8) Because apparently the house is on fire.
7) Because the in-law suite could use some upgrades.
6) Because the saying is everything BUT the kitchen sink.
5) Because the décor isn’t exactly what you’d call “neutral.”
4) Because this should have been removed before the open house.
3) Actually, there’s nothing wrong with this listing at all.
2) Because this guy refuses to get off the couch.
1) Just because…
September 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Friggin Hilarious. I love it. I think I have been to the house with “the guy on the couch” before.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Loved the photo’s…Sad but true!!! Thanks for sharing, a great end to the day!
September 5th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Great post, Great use of pictures. Thanks for the laugh!
Have a great weekend!
September 6th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Gotta love the duplex. The neutral needs some declutter…
September 6th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
AWESOME! Sadly, every agent has had their own OPEN HOUSE (#4) experience. That is one nasty room!
September 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Hey Sean that was first-class post. I’m delighted you shared it.
September 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Sean, very funny & creative! It did make me look to make sure that you were not the guy on the couch.
September 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Very fun to read…I hope more people get a chance to see this one.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
you forgot the main reason… price
November 29th, 2008 at 1:18 am
I could sell all of those. If it were priced right.
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