Top 10 Reasons Why a Listing Won’t Sell

10) Because the builder’s from another galaxy.

9) Because charming and cozy just don’t do it justice.

8) Because apparently the house is on fire.

7) Because the in-law suite could use some upgrades.

6) Because the saying is everything BUT the kitchen sink.

5) Because the décor isn’t exactly what you’d call “neutral.”

4) Because this should have been removed before the open house.

3) Actually, there’s nothing wrong with this listing at all.

2) Because this guy refuses to get off the couch.

1) Just because…