#10 Your broker just called. Apparently there’s been an “adjustment” to your portfolio.
#9 The look your loan officer gives you now when you say you need a 100% financed jumbo, stated income, no docs, 30-year fixed at 5.25%. Man, that was sooo last year.
#8 “Let me be perfectly clear…the housing crises is a series of inter-connected negative financial events.”
#7 Grandpa Don said this was going to happen two years ago but nobody listened.
#6 – The Treasury Department delivers the $700 billion bailout plan.
#5 Your college roommate turned mortgage broker who got you that super-awesome, low introductory adjustable rate in 2006. Thanks.
#4 The kid sounded like he knew what he was talking about. Guess we were wrong.
#3 Housing Crisis? That’s hot.
#2 His balance is $68,765.21, but at least it’s a good place to start.
#1 Repo the double-wide?
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Nice post . . . a little fun to lighten the mood out there is definitely appreciated! I promoted this on BiggerPockets Bulletin, BTW.
Hahaha… that last dude made me crack up the most. I have to say though, this is a very creative way to lighten the mood and bring some (short lived) relief to the market crisis.
Well done.
he he this was something that was needed to lighten things up…
Good going! He he
Hilarious! This was a good idea for a post!
Good job!
This is my new ice-breaker for new clients. I love it and I’m going to share it like mad!!!
Well done.
This is really funny. Nice one.
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAH
Too funny!!!
ROFL