Top 10 Best Reactions to the Housing Crisis
September 26th, 2008 by eCommission#10 Your broker just called. Apparently there’s been an “adjustment” to your portfolio.
#9 The look your loan officer gives you now when you say you need a 100% financed jumbo, stated income, no docs, 30-year fixed at 5.25%. Man, that was sooo last year.
#8 “Let me be perfectly clear…the housing crises is a series of inter-connected negative financial events.”
#7 Grandpa Don said this was going to happen two years ago but nobody listened.
#6 – The Treasury Department delivers the $700 billion bailout plan.
#5 Your college roommate turned mortgage broker who got you that super-awesome, low introductory adjustable rate in 2006. Thanks.
#4 The kid sounded like he knew what he was talking about. Guess we were wrong.
#3 Housing Crisis? That’s hot.
#2 His balance is $68,765.21, but at least it’s a good place to start.
#1 Repo the double-wide?
September 27th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Nice post . . . a little fun to lighten the mood out there is definitely appreciated! I promoted this on BiggerPockets Bulletin, BTW.
September 29th, 2008 at 5:28 am
Hahaha… that last dude made me crack up the most. I have to say though, this is a very creative way to lighten the mood and bring some (short lived) relief to the market crisis.
Well done.
September 29th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
he he this was something that was needed to lighten things up…
Good going! He he
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:07 am
Hilarious! This was a good idea for a post!
Good job!